Sunday, October 7, 2012

Something Awesome # 1 - Roly Polies


No matter what you called them as a child, I'm sure you were fascinated by them.  I know for myself, they were a staple of my childhood such that they are now a symbol of a time where a smooth, rigid, black shell could sustain my attention for an indescribable period of time.  And now that I forgot their existence for so long, when children show them to me, I rediscover their mysterious charm and am taken back to that place where simplicity reigns.
So when I finally got around to researching these little guys, I found out that all of my childhood assumptions of their awesomeness are completely validated!  They are teeny sized doses of pure, unadulterated bossness, and are the mother-lode when it comes to capturing children's attention.  Better than Disney.

Here a snippit from an article I found about them:

1. Pillbugs are crustaceans, not insects.
2. Pillbugs breathe through gills.
3. A juvenile pillbug molts in two sections.
4. Pillbug mothers carry their eggs in a pouch.
5. Pillbugs don't urinate.
6. A pillbug can drink with its anus.
7. Pillbugs curl into tight balls when threatened.
8. Pillbugs eat their own poop.
9. Sick pillbugs turn bright blue.
10. A pillbug's blood is blue.
(Explanations are at http://insects.about.com/od/isopods/a/10-facts-pillbugs.htm)
Crazy, right?! You say their scientific name, armadillidiidae, like "armadillo day" except you swap the "o" for a "lid" and a "eeeee"    ("arm-ah-dill-liddy-day").  Totally justifies this song I found about them (the actual song starts at 1:00)
And I'm totally building a terrarium for them and keeping some (my mom never let me have small pets in my room... but that might be because I only asked for snakes, rats, and hermit crabs).

PS. I also found out that the computer wants to auto correct my misspelling of 'rollypollies' to 'brollies'; the British word for umbrella.



Hello Again

After a very interesting year, I have decided to continue this blog for the sole reason it was started; to be my sounding board as I try to grow up.  Yes, I am technically an adult, but I still don't understand what it means to be one.  So I would like to start this over and re-introduce myself as the person I am now (instead of trying to play catch-up).

My name is Holland.  I live in Southern California with my parents, and I'm going to a local community college to be a preschool teacher... I think.  I'm 20, and by no means clear on the rules of the whole "adult" thing.

There.  Now that we've been properly introduced, welcome to whatever this blog will turn out to be.